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Hark! The feral angels sing!
It's that season of great cheer!
When bitter-minded folks elect
THE ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR.

Our first was Richard Nixon
Back in nineteen-sev'nty-four,
Then came the likes of O.J.,
Newt, Saddam and many more.

There's David Duke, Rush Limbaugh,
Linda Tripp - a brutish bunch.
One year begot the Rev. Jim Jones
For his farewell Kool-Aid punch.

Just name your 10 worst assholes
Those you'd see publicly dissed,
It's free, it's fun, it's fast,
And you won't end up on some list.

Just vote! You'll feel much better,
It's your special yuletide balm.
So vote right here, or or email us at
ahoythere06@yahoo.com

11 Comments:

Blogger Superfrankenstein said...

1. Dick Cheney
2. George W. Bush
3. George Allen
4. James Baker
5. Nancy Grace
6. Mel Gibson
7. Alex Rodriguez
8. Judith Regan
9. Katherine Harris
10. Dane Cook

6:58 PM  
Blogger EMags said...

1. OJ Simpson
2. Nancy Grace
3. Mel Gibson
4. Michael Richards
5. Anna Nicole Smith
6. Floyd Landis/Bode Miller/Barry Bonds
7. James Frey
8. Rush Limbaugh (on Michael J. Fox)
9. Jack Abramhoff
10. Mark Foley

9:11 AM  
Blogger phil said...

10) Matt Driscoll

9) Bob Congel

8) Ehud Olmert

7) Sheik Hassan Nasrallah

6) Moqtada-al Sadr

5) Alberto Gonzalez

4) George Allen

3) George W. Bush

2) Dick Cheney

1) Pastor Fred Phelps (the god hates fags asshole, now picketing funerals of soldiers who have died in Iraq)

9:28 AM  
Anonymous AHOY fan said...

1. George W. Bush
2. Donald Rumsfeld
3. Dick Cheney
4. Ann Coulter
5. Rush Limbaugh
6. Michael Savage
7. Michael Richards
8. Lewis "Scooter" Libby
9. Douglas Feith
10. Paul Wolfowitz

Emeritus: Richard M. Nixon and Ronald Reagan

7:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Jack Abramoff
2. Vladamir Putin
3. Donald Rumsfeld
4. Mel Gibson
5. Al Gore
6. Nancy Grace
7. John McCain
8. O.J. (he's more of an insane retard than an asshole but he still makes the list)
9. George Allen
10. Henry Kissenger (on the list till he dies)

12:37 PM  
Blogger Blue Gal said...

1. Katherine Harris
2. Judith Regan
3. Nancy Grace
4. Alberto Gonzales
5. Rush Limbaugh
6. OJ Simpson
7. Jack Abramoff
8. Sean Hannity
9. Donald Rumsfeld
10. Ann Coulter

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Dingle Berry said...

1. The Cheney Family
2. George Allen
3. Rush Limbaugh
4. Tony Snow
5. "W"
6. Conrad Burns
7. Michelle Malkin
8. Dennis Hastert
9. Glenn Beck
10.Hillary Clinton

10:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

George Bush
Donald Rumsfeld
Ahmadinejad
Kim Jong Il
Barak Obama
Mel Gibson
Jessica Simpson
Terrell Owens
Judith Regan
Sadam Hussein

4:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. George Bush (W) that's a big easy
2.Donald Rumsfeld - the end of Seely's gravy train
3.Tom DeLay
4.Terrell Owens
5 Rafael Palmero
6 Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
7.Kim Jong II
8.Saddam Hussein - end of lifetime achievement award
9 Augusto Pinochet-"missing " you
10 Dick Cheney

4:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Dick Cheney
2, Osama bin Laden
3. Toby Keith
4. Judith Regan
5. Lynn Cheney
6. Rush Limbaugh
7. Alberto Gonzalez
8. Paris Hilton
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. Britney Spears

5:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Saddam
2. Dick Cheney.
3 George W
4 John Mark Karr
5. Kim Jong
6. Mel Gibson
7. Iranian nutcase
8. Mark Foley
9. Bll O’Lie-ly
10. Melky Cabrera

5:29 PM  

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