Hark! The feral angels sing!
It's that season of great cheer!
When bitter-minded folks elect
THE ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR.
Our first was Richard Nixon
Back in nineteen-sev'nty-four,
Then came the likes of O.J.,
Newt, Saddam and many more.
There's David Duke, Rush Limbaugh,
Linda Tripp - a brutish bunch.
One year begot the Rev. Jim Jones
For his farewell Kool-Aid punch.
Just name your 10 worst assholes
Those you'd see publicly dissed,
It's free, it's fun, it's fast,
And you won't end up on some list.
Just vote! You'll feel much better,
It's your special yuletide balm.
So vote right here, or or email us at