THE WRATH OF CON
37. (Tie) Condoleezza Rice
Condi has a hard-earned reputation as the President's:
a) Secretary of State.
b) Partner on the Stairmaster.
c) Right hand.
In 2006, as death tolls mounted in a war between Lebanon and Israel, Condi:
a) Gave a piano concert in Asia, delayed calls for a cease-fire and described the fighting as "the birth pangs of a new Middle East."
b) Appeared disoriented and flaky toward her fellow judges on "American Idol."
c) Asked a Congressional page in a bizarre email: "Do I make U horny?"