R U HORNY?? OMFG!!! ; ) 35. Mark Foley

In 2006, when ABC News asked why Mark had requested that a young page email him a photo, Mark's office replied:

a) Requesting photos is standard practice.

b) If they knew how hot that page was, they'd want a picture, too.

c) GOP leaders had investigated this, so it was a waste of time pursuing the matter.

d) They'd get back to them after the election.

While at the 2004 Republican Convention, the 17-year old pictured above with Mark wrote in his blog:

a) Congressman Mark Foley had to return to DC to accompany FEMA back to the District to help with the relief efforts for hurricane Frances. Mark's sister Donna took the time to call me and tell me to pick up an envelope they left for me at the front desk with a small surprise. I opened the envelope to find Mark's final evening Floor credentials and a note encouraging me to make him proud. What could anyone say except, THANK YOU!

b) Click to download "Pieces of Me" by Ashlee Simpson

c) Here is a picture of my adorable kitty!!!

After the page scandal broke, Mark's lawyer revealed to reporters that:

a) Mark is gay.

b) Mark is alcoholic.

c) In his early teens, Mark was sexually abused by a clergyman.

d) Mark was NOT suggesting those fact were an excuse.

e) All of the above.