30. Muqtada al-Sadr
In the Iraq war, Muqtada is on:
a) Their side.
b) Our side.
c) Nobody's side.
e) All of the above.
The name "Muqtada! Muqtada! Muqtada!" was chanted:
a) By a jeering mob in the chaotic final moments of Saddam Hussein's life.
b) By supporters of the Muslim cleric at his 39th birthday party, which he celebrated by devouring a newborn child.
c) By hard-of-hearing Virginians, who mistakenly thought that's what Senator George Allen call student S.R. Siddharth.