IRAQI BALBOA 30. Muqtada al-Sadr

In the Iraq war, Muqtada is on:

a) Their side.

b) Our side.

c) Nobody's side.

d) Genocide.

e) All of the above.

The name "Muqtada! Muqtada! Muqtada!" was chanted:

a) By a jeering mob in the chaotic final moments of Saddam Hussein's life.

b) By supporters of the Muslim cleric at his 39th birthday party, which he celebrated by devouring a newborn child.

c) By hard-of-hearing Virginians, who mistakenly thought that's what Senator George Allen call student S.R. Siddharth.