ISN'T IT IRANIC... DON'T'CHA THINK? 2. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

In 2006, Mahmoud came out in opposition to:

a) Birth control.

b) Neckties.

c) Jews.

d) World peace.

e) All of the above.

After being elected President of Iran, Mahmoud went to his people and said:

a) "Thanks to the blood of the martyrs, a new Islamic revolution has arisen."

b) "I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best for us is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense."

c) "You study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. And if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

d) "Hey, let's get drunk and start World War III!"