6. Donald Rumsfeld
In early 2006, eight retired generals recommended that Donald:
b) Hike the world, plant a tree, fall in love, live.
c) Take up full-contact rugby.
d) Slip out the back, Jack. Make a new plan, Sam.
In Donald's Pentagon farewell ceremony, Vice President Dick Cheney called him:
a) "The finest Secretary of Defense this nation has ever had."
d) "The boss with the sauce, the man with the plan, the hot Secretary with the overripe cherry - no, wait, that's Condi. (laughter applause).. The man who brought venereal disease to Washington. (laughter, applause) Seriously, though, folks, he's truly a great sport and all-around good guy."
e) "Mister My-Way-Or-the-Highway. Well, I guess that's finally been decided!"