UGLY BETTY
8. Ann Coulter
In her 2006 book, "Godless," Ann playfully chided the 9-11 widows, saying:
a) "How do we know their husbands weren't planning to divorce these harpies? Now that their shelf life is dwindling, they'd better hurry up and appear in Playboy."
b) "How do we know their husbands weren't liberals? If so, everyone is better off without them."
c) "How do we know their husbands didn't hate their lives? They're probably better off dead."
d) "How do we know these women didn't bomb the buildings? Have they been questioned?"
Ann, to coax chuckles from audiences, often refers to Arabs as:
a) "Camel jockeys."
b) "Ragheads."
c) "Jihad monkeys."
d) "Tent merchants."
e) All of the above.
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Watch Ugly Betty episodes online
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The ORIGINAL media whore!
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Will someone PLEASE take this TAWDRY, IGNORANT SLUT to the woodshed and club her like a baby seal until she can no longer speak, type or reproduce?
We'll all be a lot better off...! Even the right wing finds her embarrassing, so let's all agree not to ever mention her name or invite her on a "talking heads" political TV schmoozfest again. That'll piss her off worst of all!
Here's a great monologue by Ann, in a more honest and reflective moment:
http://zine.nationallampoon.com/index.php?option=com_jambozine&layout=article&view=page&aid=218&Itemid=32
Yo bubba g! After reading and contemplating your comment above, I'm betting that you've been staring at your own colon for well over a decade. Should you ever desire a change of scenery, simply take your thumb and index finger, reach behind yourself, grab your neck and pull - when you hear the loud pop and see the bright lights you'll be one step closer to becoming a former moronic fool - and we will all be grateful for your efforts toward making the world a better place - peace all up in ya hood!
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