SUGARTIT INSPECTOR 7. Mel Gibson

In 2006, while drunkenly raving about Jews to the Los Angeles Police Department, Mel repeatedly called a female sergeant:

a) "Sugartits."

b) "Sugar Bush."

c) "Macaca."

d) "Sergeant Bagelwitz."

e) "Officer Oinker."

During his tirade, Mel reportedly blamed the Jews for:

a) All the wars in the world.

b) Nasty reviews of "The Passion of the Christ."

c) Cheap movie budgets.

d) Making the road dance around, as it was doing before he was pulled over.