THE BREAST AND THE BRIGHTEST 22. (Tie) Katherine Harris

In 2006, after Katherine ripped through her third campaign manager, GOP leaders said they would not support her Senate bid because:

a) She could not win the general election.

b) Her mascara frightens children, and her breasts will never decompose.

c) She is, basically, one rich, screwed-up fucking ditz.

d) All of the above.

At a 2006 evangelical conference, Katherine rejected separation of church and state, adding, "If you're not electing Christians...

a) "...Then in essence you are going to legislate sin."

b) "...Clap your hands!"

c) "...Then you're electing the Jews, sugartits!"