NACHO LIBRE
29. Hugo Chavez

VENEZUELA CHAVEZ
During his 2006 speech at the United Nations, Hugo said:

a) "The devil came here yesterday, and it smells of sulfur still today, this table that I am now standing in front of. Yesterday, ladies and gentlemen, from this rostrum, the president of the United States, the gentleman to whom I refer as the devil, came here, talking as if he owned the world."

b) "Whoa, dudes! Brown Alert! Whew, who cut the cheese? Satan?'"

c) "You think I am afraid of your American tough guys? I am here to take your women and to shit all over your floor. Then we will see who your Bruce Willis really is."

d) "So this is New York? Hey, what is wrong with A-Rod?"

Hugo opened his speech to the U.N. by recommending that people read:

a) "Hegemony or Survival," by Noam Chomsky."

b) "Why the World Doesn't Need Superman," by Lois Lane.

c) "O Holy Cow: The Selected Verse of Phil Rizzuto," by Tom Peyer and Hart Seely.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love humor - but Hugo as an ahole - please - his smells like teenage sulphur song at the UN was brilliant. Now if you had put Jack Black as a mexican - ok i can see that. Perhaps chu don like Hugo cause he di nt give chu cheap hoil in da winter like he did to dose in New York and Chicago.

11:40 AM  
Anonymous The Clarifier said...

A.H.O.Y. is an unscientific unpopularity poll. The results do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the people who run it.

11:46 AM  

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