29. Hugo Chavez
During his 2006 speech at the United Nations, Hugo said:
a) "The devil came here yesterday, and it smells of sulfur still today, this table that I am now standing in front of. Yesterday, ladies and gentlemen, from this rostrum, the president of the United States, the gentleman to whom I refer as the devil, came here, talking as if he owned the world."
b) "Whoa, dudes! Brown Alert! Whew, who cut the cheese? Satan?'"
c) "You think I am afraid of your American tough guys? I am here to take your women and to shit all over your floor. Then we will see who your Bruce Willis really is."
d) "So this is New York? Hey, what is wrong with A-Rod?"
Hugo opened his speech to the U.N. by recommending that people read:
a) "Hegemony or Survival," by Noam Chomsky."
b) "Why the World Doesn't Need Superman," by Lois Lane.
c) "O Holy Cow: The Selected Verse of Phil Rizzuto," by Tom Peyer and Hart Seely.