27. Osama bin Laden
Physically, the FBI describes Osama as:
a) "Lanky, 6' 4" weighing 165 pounds, with an olive complexion, left-handed, and using a cane."
b) "Without make-up, not really all that hot."
c) "A journalistic punch line, whose TV magazine on Fox was canceled, so he's now lashing out at anybody and everybody."
Contrary to reports, Osama does not have a "thing" for Whitney Houston videos. He does, however, believe strongly that:
a) The United States eventually will fall.
b) Children are the future.
c) The greatest love of all is happening to him.
d) He will be your baby tonight.