TERROR INCOGNITA
27. Osama bin Laden
Physically, the FBI describes Osama as:
a) "Lanky, 6' 4" weighing 165 pounds, with an olive complexion, left-handed, and using a cane."
b) "Without make-up, not really all that hot."
c) "A journalistic punch line, whose TV magazine on Fox was canceled, so he's now lashing out at anybody and everybody."
Contrary to reports, Osama does not have a "thing" for Whitney Houston videos. He does, however, believe strongly that:
a) The United States eventually will fall.
b) Children are the future.
c) The greatest love of all is happening to him.
d) He will be your baby tonight.
posted by A.H.O.Y. Permalink
6 Comments:
OK... we get it. Fox News and others have displayed Obama's picture when referring to al Queda or Osama bin Laden. Take it down, please.
TAKE IT DOWN AH
Talk about A-Hole of the year... Your pathetic attempt at 'humor' by linking the LAST name of a terrorist to the FIRST name of a presidential hopeful is beyond the pale.
Maybe we could substitute "Dick" for your name... It would be more appropriate.
You mean that's not bin Laden? What must the FBI think of those anonymous tips ... A Clinton had a hand in this!
Damn, he's sneaky!
You would never recognize him without the beard and turban.
Think he shaves his chest? Or is it lasered?
Your pathetic attempt at 'humor' by linking the LAST name of a terrorist to the FIRST name of a presidential hopeful is beyond the pale.
Umm, I think Fox and CNN made the link and these guys are mocking them for it.
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