28. Terrell Owens
Four days after Terrell was dumped by the Eagles, the Cowboys signed him to:
a) A $25 million contract.
b) Maintain their reputation as a vile, valueless franchise.
c) Lead them to second place.
d) Piss off Philadelphia.
e) Piss off Dallas.
In December, Terrell was find $35,000 for spitting:
a) In the face of Atlanta Falcons cornerback DeAngelo Hall during a game.
b) On Kenny Rogers' baseballs.
c) On Saddam Hussein at his hanging.
On Sept. 27, 2006, after allegedly attempting suicide with a drug overdose, Terrell assured reporters that:
a) He was "not depressed" and "very happy."
b) If he wanted to kill himself, he could have.
c) The pills were poorly thrown; that's why he dropped them.
d) Donovan McNabb is overrated.