THE JOKER
17. John Kerry
In 2006, John got into hot water when he botched a joke, the punch line of which was supposed to be:
a) "You end up getting us stuck in a war in Iraq. Just ask President Bush."
b) "Hey, if I can just find my car keys, we can drive out of here."
c) "That's all I'm asking: Who's on Frist?"
d) "Pullout? That's what Bush's dad should have done!"
e) "He said, 'I'm trying! I'm trying!' Wait, did I mention his name was Johnny Fuckerfaster?"
John was the first candidate in U.S. Presidential politics to be:
a) "Swift-Boated."
b) "Karl Roved."
c) "Teresa Heinzed."
d) "Anal Bleached."
a) "You end up getting us stuck in a war in Iraq. Just ask President Bush."
b) "Hey, if I can just find my car keys, we can drive out of here."
c) "That's all I'm asking: Who's on Frist?"
d) "Pullout? That's what Bush's dad should have done!"
e) "He said, 'I'm trying! I'm trying!' Wait, did I mention his name was Johnny Fuckerfaster?"
John was the first candidate in U.S. Presidential politics to be:
a) "Swift-Boated."
b) "Karl Roved."
c) "Teresa Heinzed."
d) "Anal Bleached."
1 Comments:
Poor John, he can't help it...he was born with a silver foot in his
mouth!
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