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22. (Tie) Alberto Gonzales
Alberto has taken the oath to enforce:
a) U.S. law.
b) L.A. Law.
c) Murphy's Law.
d) Cardinal Law.
e) Jude Law
In 2006, Alberto shocked the the Senate Judiciary Committee when he said:
a) "President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance on a far broader scale..."
b) "Keith Olbermann is a slimeball. a midget. a punk. I'd love to fight him. I'd make a pizza out of him."
c) "I'm going to tell you a story you've never heard before, because no one knows this story the way I know it. It takes place on the night of June 12, 1994, and it concerns the murder of my ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her young friend, Ronald Goldman. I want you to forget everything you think you know about that night, because I know the facts better than anyone."