IT'S HARD OUT HERE FOR A PIMP 20. (Tie) Donald Trump

In late 2006, after long, hard hours of contemplation, The Donald decided against:

a) Stripping Miss USA Tara Conner of her crown, due to excessive partying.

b) Losing weight and looking better.

c) Becoming less sanctimonious and more appreciative of the fact that he was born filthy rich.

d) All of the above.

In 2006, The Donald sued a biographer because he claimed The Donald:

a) Is just a millionaire, not a billionaire.

b) Writes songs and performs under the name "Cat Power."

c) Has a one-inch penis.