20. (Tie) Saddam Hussein

Saddam_laughLooking back, Saddam never really recovered after:

a) The noose snapped his neck.

b) The manta ray plunged its stinger into his heart.

c) He drunkenly told LA police that Jews are the cause of all war.

d) He shook hands with Don Rumsfeld.

In Saddam's final letter, released after his death, he said of his enemies:

a) "Some of these people wept profusely when they said goodbye to me."

b) "There are, like, these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people. Not just me and Paris, but everyone."

c) "Rosie's a loser. A real loser. I look forward to taking lots of money from my nice fat little Rosie."

d) "All they want to do is cut and run. I call them 'Defeatocrats.'"


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