George W. Bush
YOUR 2006 ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR
In 2006, George announced that he favors a temporary:
a) U.S. Guest worker program.
b) "Surge" in troops to Iraq.
c) Spy program on selected U.S. citizens.
d) Budget deficit.
e) All of the above.
In early 2006, George told Iraq Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki during a face-to-face meeting:
a) "I am impressed by the strength of your character and your desire to succeed and I am impressed by your strategy."
b) "Do I make you horny? How about shedding the shirt and sending me a picture? I would love a picture."
c) "I have the feeling that about 60 percent of what you say is crap."
d) "You've got that little smirk on your face and you think you're so clever. But I had responsibility for trying to protect this country. I tried and I failed to get bin Laden. I regret it. But I did try."
e) "I don't care what people are saying uptown, or wherever they are. This city will be chocolate by the end of the day."