SIGN OF THE MACACALYPSE 15. George Allen

In 2006, George's political enemies ginned up a big public stink after he happened to single out an Indian student in a fundraiser and say, "Let's give a welcome to:

a) "Macaca."

b) "Chewbaca."

c) "Barack Hussein Obama."

d) "Ali Baba"

e) "Baba O'Reilly."

f) "Sugar Tits."

In 2006, George was shocked to learn that his mother is:

a) A self-loathing Jew.

b) A macaca.

c) A man.

d) His cousin.