13. (Tie) Vladimir Putin
Before contracting fatal radiation poisoning under suspicious circumstances, former spy Alexander Litvinenko accused Vladimir of:
b) Ascending to high office in a secret coup d'etat.
e) All of the above.
Vladimir's wife, Russian First Lady Lyudmilla Shkrebneva Putin, is a former:
a) Flight attendant.
b) Star of the 2003 FOX hit reality series The Simple Life, in which she lived with a family on their farm in rural Altus, Arkansas.
c) Carolina Panthers cheerleader, until her arrest for having sex with another cheerleader in a tavern's bathroom stall.
d) Murderous head of the Russian counterintelligence department SMERSH, known for the Polonium-squirting blade that sprung from the toes from her heavy brown boots.
In 2006, Vladimir reportedly said of Israel Prime Minister Ehud Olmert:
a) "Quite a mighty man. He raped 10 women. I never expected it from him. He surprised all of us. We all envy him."
b) "He's never talks/Has a cock in the box."
c) "I'm telling you, nobody at his age hits that many home runs without help from a friendly needle."
d) "We will strike at Ehud Olmert through his friends at the Daily Planet!"