SHECKY WHITE 13. (Tie) Michael Richards

During a November 17, 2006 performance at the Laugh Factory in West Hollywood, California, Michael proved himself to be:

a) "A fucking cracker ass motherfucker."

b) "Fucking white boy."

b) "A reject. Never had no shows, never had no movies. Seinfeld, that's it."

c) The worst stand-up comic in history.

d) All of the above.

The day after the incident, Michael:

a) Apologized on David Letterman's show, saying, "I'm deeply, deeply sorry."

b) Received a book contract from Judith Regan.

c) Was publicly noticed for the first time since 1999.