13. (Tie) Michael Richards
During a November 17, 2006 performance at the Laugh Factory in West Hollywood, California, Michael proved himself to be:
a) "A fucking cracker ass motherfucker."
b) "Fucking white boy."
b) "A reject. Never had no shows, never had no movies. Seinfeld, that's it."
c) The worst stand-up comic in history.
d) All of the above.
The day after the incident, Michael:
a) Apologized on David Letterman's show, saying, "I'm deeply, deeply sorry."
b) Received a book contract from Judith Regan.
c) Was publicly noticed for the first time since 1999.