LEAVE IT TO BEAVER
11. (Tie) Britney Spears
In a 2006 three-minute video that circulated on the Internet, a disoriented Britney tells then-husband Kevin Federline that:
a) Time travel, as portrayed in Back to the Future, is real.
b) My Name is Earl is real.
c) Feeding two babies in one year takes a real toll on the funbags.
d) A surge of 20,000 troops could salvage victory in Iraq.
In 2006, while out on the own with Paris Hilton, Britney allowed paparazzi to photograph her without:
b) Her well-thumbed copy of Bertrand Russell's The Problems of Philosophy.
c) A record deal, if she keeps this up.